Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Wasting Away In Unemployment

I really am starting to wonder at what point I will finally break these chains of unmeployment. Maybe someone could answer one question for me: When applying for a job, where is it appropriate for a hint of desperation to creep in? Certainly not the cover letter, but what about in the resume? Or maybe in the body of the email these are attached to? Perhaps the signiture? Or here? I think here is a good place. If the company were to follow the link from the email, or from the line in my resume they would find this and realize I will do just about anything for a job right now. Bear in mind it is two a.m. and I am very, very desperate for a job.

Wanna hear a joke?
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Hire me dammit!